Category: Jokes

10 very funny ways to fail your driving test. However, it might be good idea not do these. No matter, they are funny!
Top 10 Ways To Fail Your Driving Test
1) Challenge the instructor to a drag race at Deadmans Curve after the test finishes
2) Insist on playing your own mix tape really loudly while driving
3) [...]

For those of you that can’t really let the taxes go.
Tax Jokes and Quotes
Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are BLIND?
Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it’s just hard to get through. That’s progress.” -Charles [...]

Here are som funny and strange goat jokes.
Goat Jokes & Funny Goats
Humans love hilarious moments. Some crack jokes to make other laugh. Some funny antics of people make others in vicinity to laugh. Many consider animals as funny, hence goats also comes under funny animals. Goats are curious and strange at times. Playful antics of [...]

1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have conceded that the first page of any letter you write *is* [...]

This is a great business joke that has been circulating online for a couple of years now. It’s pretty funny to begin with, but even funnier if you have some basic knowledge and understanding of economic structures and financial systems.
 
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk [...]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays World of Warcraft on a Commodore 64 with a 300 baud modem. It’s all he needs. He’s level 81.
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A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they’re getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made [...]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food.” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come [...]

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten [...]