Category: Blonde Jokes

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten [...]

How can one tell when a blonde is a good cook?
When the blonde serves the poptart in one piece.
How can you tell if the blonde biker is an aristocrat?
No spelling errors on her tattoo’s.
Hear about the blonde who tried playing water polo?
She drowned her horse.
How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
Three, One to [...]

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked,
“Honey, are you feeling all right?”
“Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the bus.”
“Poor dear,” Mom said. “Why didn’t you ask someone to switch seats [...]

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went [...]

A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the [...]