Category: Chuck Norris Facts

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays World of Warcraft on a Commodore 64 with a 300 baud modem. It’s all he needs. He’s level 81.
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Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because it knows Chuck Norris is looking for it
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
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Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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