» Chuck Norris Facts http://www.pranksandhumor.com Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:25:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Chuck Norris Fact 13 http://www.pranksandhumor.com/chuck-norris-fact-13/ http://www.pranksandhumor.com/chuck-norris-fact-13/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:00:22 +0000 admin http://www.pranksandhumor.com/?p=180 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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