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		<title>Lawyer in Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they&#8217;re getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they&#8217;re getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.</p>
<p>Then, they get to see where they&#8217;re going to stay. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room manison with servants and a swimming pool.</p>
<p>At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.</p>
<p>By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, &#8220;Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I&#8217;m just a lawyer and i&#8217;m getting the finest of everything?&#8221;</p>
<p>The angel replied, &#8220;No mistake, sir. We&#8217;ve had lots of popes here, but you&#8217;re the first lawyer we&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>The Kind Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
&#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; he asked one man.
&#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food.&#8221; the poor man replied.
&#8220;Oh, come [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; he asked one man.<br />
&#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food.&#8221; the poor man replied.<br />
&#8220;Oh, come along with me then.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;But sir, I have a wife with two children!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Bring them along! And you, come with us too!&#8221;, he said to the other man.<br />
&#8220;But sir, I have a wife with six children!&#8221; the second man answered.<br />
&#8220;Bring them as well!&#8221;</p>
<p>They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, &#8220;Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.&#8221;<br />
The lawyer replied, &#8220;No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!&#8221; </p>
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